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Things
that Grow the Cob
- Meal Transfer
- Not Lifting Weights
- Playing Halo 2
- Good Movies
- Subtitles
- Sleeping while he is not
- Not Drinking
- Eating without him
- Non-Horse-Like Girls
- Drinking Beer
- New Technology
- More than 128MB of Memory
- Room Temperature above 45 degrees Fahrenheit
- People that could Beat him in a Fight
- Arguing
- Weight Room temperature below 90 degrees Fahrenheit
- Minorities
- Caf Food
- People with an IQ below 80
- Girls
- Parents
- Sister
- No Snow
- No Westerns on TV
- No Hunting on TV
- Re-runs of Lost
- Non-Republicans
- Fat People
- People with an IQ above 80
- People Stronger than him
- Being Wrong
- Teachers
- People that Eat more than him
- No Turkey in the Caf
- Girls with Small Breasts
- Non-Weight Lifters
- Non-Laptop Computers
- Losing in Darts
- Lines in the Caf
- Not Playing Shotguns no Shields CTF Instant Respawn up to
15 in Halo 1
- Losing in Shotguns no Shields CTF Instant Respawn up to 15
in Halo 1
- Football Players
- Wrestlers
- Cheerleaders
- Doing more than one Thing at once
- Class
- Long Hair
- Old Clint Eastwood
- Disconnecting Loafy
- Mega-Lans
- Sports on TV
- Fat People and Women on Lost
- Articles in Chips
- France
- Germany
- Spain
- Russia
- Canada
- Mexico
- Cuba
- Buhcawking
- Lazy Caf Workers
- Waiting in Line
- Pizza Ranch Not Delivering when They are Supposed to
- Fake Egg Rolls in the Caf
- Watching TV with the Light On
- Ties
- Corn Dogs
- Pooping without him
- Clothing
- Watching movie in surround sound
- Locked Doors
- Not Watching Previews for Next Week
- LAN Parties
- Getting a Hair Cut from a Professional
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