Famous Ninjas:
Ninja history is mostly kept in secrecy, only passed down ninja to ninja, so not many non-ninjas know about the ninja history. I will give you some hints to the secret ninja history, but in order to give you the full briefing you will have to become a ninja yourself. Ninja history goes back millions of years, all the way to when earth and the first human were created. Yes, the first human created was also the first ninja. Before Adam performed the first known sin, he performed many others even God did not know of. The first ninja performed all of his tasks in the darkness of night. I will let you know part of this, but again for the rest you will have to become a ninja. Ninjas can create magnetic fields with their teeth. There have been many ninjas since Adam, such as Napoleon, Columbus, Sun Tzu, all which have faked their deaths, but the next one that played a major role in history is George Bush. Dubbya uses the deadly monkey style technique. Little do people know, because ninjas can easily hide their true identities, that Dubbya assassinated taliban leader Osama Bin Ladden. Dubbya ripped through over 500 terrorists and then with his deadly monkey poison (made out of twigs, leaves, and sloth teeth) poisoned Osama through peer pressure. Van Halen is a ninja. The rest of ninja history is being made now.
Ninja Education:
Ninjas start learning the way of the warrior from a very early age. The average ninja starts learning at the age of three, but there have been known cases of not getting started until the age of eighteen. Most of what ninjas learn is very secretive so I can't go into much detail, so here is a brief list of the subjects in order:
- Ninja Philosophy
- Languages
- English
- German
- Spanish
- two or more other languages
- Math
- Algebra
- Calculus
- Physics
- Weapons
- Melee
- Throwing
- Shooting
- WMD
- Computer
- Science
- Engineering
- Advanced Physics
- Nuclear
- Time
As you can see from the list ninjas learn much more than fighting. Most ninjas cover all of these subjects before they are fourteen, but ninjas never stop their education.
My Background:
I first became skilled as a ninja while I was still living in my mother's womb. I snuck out while she was sleeping and learned my techniques from a ninja clan I am currently the leader of. My major accomplishments include becoming the 18th youngest ninja of all time, licking the south pole without getting my tongue stuck and plucking all of the whiskers off a cheetah running 70 mph. My next task is to invert the stripes on all of the skunks in North Korea.
made by a real ninja
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